Singer: Shitmat
Title: The NeverEnding EastEnders Album
Label: Not On Label (Shitmat Self-Date of released) ‎– none
Type: 23 x File, FLAC, Album, 16-bit 44.1 kHz
Country: UK
Date of released: 05 Oct 2017
Category: Electronic, Rock, Pop
Style: Parody
Size MP3 zip: 1397 mb
Size FLAC zip: 1271 mb
Rating: 4.6✭
Format: MP3 VOC WAV MP2 DTS AAC MMF AC3 FLAC

Tracklist

1	YMCEE	0:29
2	Living On A Square	1:55
3	I'm To Sexy For This Theme Tune	0:22
4	Squire Of Walford	1:07
5	Only Easts And Enders	0:27
6	The EastEnders Theme Tune (Ian Beale IGNL VIP Mix)	0:55
7	The Ballad Of Barry And Janine	1:37
8	Ian Beale And The Chipshop Factory	0:29
9	2 Unjim(Branning)ited	0:27
10	Lucy Beale In The Sky With Diamonds	0:25
11	Going To EEbiza	1:28
12	Do They Sell Meatloaf At The Cafe?	0:36
13	Eastenders Theme (Chesso Hawkio Remix)	3:39
14	Mr Enderman (Really Shoulda Changed 'Shabba' To 'Bepe' But To Lazy)	1:12
15	Laundrette Of Love (Feat EE17)	1:50
16	Fighting Polka	2:11
17	Crack Pipe Polka	2:04
18	Imagine Keith From The Prodigy Played Peggy Mitchell Instead Of Barbara Windsor	0:53
19	Tupack Shirley	1:14
20	Dot's Army	1:03
21	That Obligatory Smash Mouth 'All Star' Remix (4% Slower Mix)	3:31
22	Dead Polka	2:41
23	I've Got Nothing Left Polka	2:10

Credits

• Artwork – Vicki Umansky
• Mastered By – Beppe DiMarco
• Music By – DJ Shitmat*

Notes

This is an October 5th, 2017 iteration (likely the second of all iterations) of an album to which Shitmat will continue to add tracks (in effect, re-releasing it with every alteration) until he "die[s] getting hit over the dead with a heavy metal doorstop or get[s] pushed off a cliff in Scotland." It consists entirely of variations on Simon May's EastEnder's theme tune. Though the release's size and composition may fluctuate, Shitmat promises to maintain "[the] price of this awful infinite album [at] £3.90 (roughly the same as a pint of in the queen vic [i.e., The Queen Victoria]) no matter if it has 3 tracks or 333 tracks." Released through Shitmat's Bandcamp page.

The first track's title, "YMCEE," probably substitutes EastEnders (i.e., "EE") for Association (i.e., "A"), hence the capitalization (also present in tracks eleven and fifteen). "IGNL" in track six may likewise be an initialism (for what, it isn't clear). Tracks two and fourteen contain spelling errors, though these may be amended in future iterations.

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(21xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(19xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(22xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017