Singer: The National Hardwood Floors Association
Title: Savage Vigilance For A Rug-Free America
Label: Electro Motive Records ‎– CPA-005
Type: CD
Country: US
Date of released: 1992
Category: Non-Music
Style: Comedy, Speech
Size MP3 zip: 1828 mb
Size FLAC zip: 1885 mb
Rating: 5.0✭
Format: MP3 MP2 ASF DMF MP3 AHX DXD MPC FLAC

Tracklist

1	Count Off	0:06
2	Prayer Difficulty	1:23
3	Three Bobs	7:08
4	Big Decision	1:51
5	Brain Tumor	1:51
6	Pork Chops	0:48
7	Negative Man	1:07
8	Record Collection	0:28
9	Tumor Report	0:31
10	Sticky Situations	2:29
11	Phone Numbers	0:22
12	Permanent Makeup	0:35
13	Good Dream	2:23
14	Yogurt Configurations	3:17
15	Food Stuff	1:18
16	Youth Program	1:57
17	Michael Jackson	3:27
18	Been Deceived	0:53
19	Compulsive Eater	4:48
20	Program Promo	0:26
21	Atomic Bullets	3:53
22	Amen Brother	1:57
23	Jesus Shift	0:41
24	Closing Jingle	0:32

Notes

The infamous first Methodista album they never got to release themselves. Issued under the pseudonym, The National Hardwood Floors Association, this thirty five minute recording recreates our homegoys' early years terrorizing Portland evangelical radio station KPDQ backed by the sounds of barking dogs, and Ralph Records inspired sing alongs, queers in the gulf war, overeating, Satan and so much more. Where it all started in the fall of 1987.

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
CPA-005	The National Hardwood Floors Association	Savage Vigilance For A Rug-Free America ‎(LP)	Electro Motive Records	CPA-005	US	1992

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